One day, a young priest named Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Cow while She was contentedly grazing.
"Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile? What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"
Munching on the tasty grass, The Sacred Cow replied, "Mu." (Mu is the Chinese ideogram for No-Thing.)
Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.
"Time does not count itself. You have only to look at a circle and this is apparent." More...
"While it's no fun playing against a poor loser, it's better than playing against any kind of winner."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.
When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry...I thought Paper would protect you, asshole." More...
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"Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile? What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?" 
When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry...I thought Paper would protect you, asshole."